Anarchy in development, tyranny in integration. - Momchil Velikov";
$quotes[$i++]="As a human being I claim the right to be widely inconsistent.
- John Peel";
$quotes[$i++]="I will eat a rubber tire to the music of The Flight of the Bumblebee.
";
$quotes[$i++]="Be advised. Your bedroom may quietly detach from the house while you sleep.
- Sarah Bee";
$quotes[$i++]="Take the ideas you find useful. Try not to get hung up on the labels.
- Jonathan S. Shapiro";
$quotes[$i++]="If the same point is made twice by the same person, the thread is over.
- Khendon's Law";
$quotes[$i++]="For monkeys to speak of truth is hubris of the highest degree.
- Terrence McKenna";
$quotes[$i++]="Be sure of this, O young ambition, all mortal greatness is but disease.
- Herman Melville";
$quotes[$i++]="i am sorey I cant reads yuor emale because my emale box has filtar on it whitch says, \"NO EMALES FROM PEOAPAL UNDER IQ OF 1\"
- jeffk";
$quotes[$i++]="The more sensitive you are, the more likely you are to be brutalised, develop scabs, never evolve. Never allow yourself to feel anything, because you always feel too much.
- Marlon Brando";
$quotes[$i++]="All this just amounts to more grist for the mill of the ill.
- Elizabeth Wurtzel";
$quotes[$i++]="Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
- Diogenes the Cynic";
$quotes[$i++]="The moon does exist ... and we went there.
- Buzz Aldrin";
$quotes[$i++]="Establishing a reputation as a spammer, a terrorist, and a sucker of moose balls has never been one of my life goals.
- Ann Harrison";
$nr_quotes=count($quotes);
div("redrule");
enddiv("redrule");
div("quote");
$i=rand(0, $nr_quotes - 1);
print("$quotes[$i]\n");
enddiv("quote");
div("timestamp");
if (file_exists("$top/$file/index.php")) {
print strftime("%Y/%m/%d", filemtime("$top/$file/index.php"));
} else {
print strftime("%Y/%m/%d", filemtime("$top/$file"));
}
enddiv("timestamp");
enddiv("page");
print("\n