Unfinished Ideas

• A corporate structure based around pissing on desks. Irritation can lead to the affected party pissing on your desk. Eventually, in the same way that the murder of 42 Santa Clauses led to world peace, people will realise it's in their interests to avoid a urination, and the business world will be happy place.
• googlocracy: a state where all decisions are decided by means of a googlefight. Also googlism. And neogooglism - coining of a phrase or word that cannot be found via google.
• The electric guitar is more important to the emotional narrative of cheesy films that the cameras are.
• www.kcowsay.org - a community forum for userspace hackers who have interests in kernel development.
• Magic 8-ball memory management.
• GCC warning/error list. Database (with forum support AND comment system) of gcc errors and warnings and what they may mean.
• apt-get for mailing lists: subscribe, unsubscribe, post, archives.
• record geek quotient = (time spent making "mix" tape) / (importance of recipient) * (length of tape).
• Cosmo Kramer is the comedy equivalent of Jerry Lee Lewis.
• Sourcemeat - combined browser for software
• Can't somebody do "The Science of Button Moon" please ?