Weird Spam

How to question the continued existence of humanity.

New Guiess World Record

They produce 7 million pieces of fish each year.

We're all on a spam list !

Oh my god ! WE'RE ALL ON A SPAM LIST !

Farscape cancelled

What do you do when your favourite dire sci-fi show gets cancelled ? Spam a widely-read software development list, of course.

The rules..

Well, this is subtle.

Hello from the world's first lingerie airline

Hello to you too.

Does a dog you know have trouble walking ?

No.

ketchup - a new technology

Are you entirely sure about this ?

give your ketchup muscle

Something must be wrong here.

My name is George Keller and I screw my parakeet!

Vengeance gone surreal.

My name is Steven Dulak and im a genius.

More in the same vein. Why, I do not know.

soap

Soap-finding is so very hard to do.

Mystique of the Orient bar soap

Gerald is also trying to find this accursed soap.

It's a SPAM & Fuck You

A marvel of brevity.

Uncertainty principle is untenable.

Some crackpot who really really wants people to listen to his insane "theories".

Political nuclear physics

It's "new model Revolutionary (military geo political economic) framework", in case you were wondering.

all different kinds of pens

Yet, inside, they say they only have 12,000 types. Which is it, boys?

Electrical Cords

They also claim to stock all forms of cords, but I don't believe them somehow.

NVo212314777266

Will Ken Ropp ever get his Viagra ?

FIST GOES WHERE?

I don't remember this round on the Krypton Factor.

Is it wrong to think cartoons are attractive?

Is that a rhetorical question?

Where did my hand go???? I lost it!!!!

This one earns special points for the utterly bizarre opt-out paragraph (or more accurately, oppt/opppt-out).

Absolutely Top Level Rated Domain Names

Some people really are astonishingly stupid.

SARS

Good to see somebody is keeping the kernel hackers up to date.

Ice cream for " "

Sounds like a good swap to me.

Design your own Linux-shoes

Can't I get a scarf instead?

http_port = 1983

Limahl ! Culture Club !

$user, Take a horseback adventure

UNIX on horseback.

(no subject)

The ultimate in minimalism.

Moth Viagra

I hate moths enough already without encouraging them, thanks.

watches

Jim Hug is trying to purchase some watches, that's all.

Scam Artist Terry Johnston

The alert is out from the Church of Freethought in, er, Texas.

(no subject)

I'm sure you would.

Question

If it's full-frontal faces you want, this Bulgarian is your guy.

Seven Myths of Load Balancing

Seven Myths of Spamming Scum.

Get 7 Complimentary Panties from Fredericks.com

Next week, desultory socks.

Men are clapping, find out why

It's purely zoological.

Pocket motorcycle

One step down from pocket rocket?

quotation of butterfly and ball valve

Alas, they don't have much to say.